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jigsawfragments: pitusinha: 3rdplanet: 1. ECSTASY How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really are. How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting. Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It’s all about the “vibe.” How you...

Dec 13th

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 `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
 `I don't much care where--' said Alice.
 `Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
 `--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
 `Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `if you only walk long enough.'

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Nov 23rd

“If you’ve fallen seven times, stand up eight.”

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Sep 29th

“Artists need to create on the same scale that society has the capacity to...”

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“I keep it real and that’s a promise. I may be a bitch but at least I’m honest....”

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Sep 27th

“You caught me. My numbers have been down because I’m having this flirty,...”

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“We party & bullshit, we party & bullshit.”

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“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. (I think I made you up inside my...”

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Sep 21st

“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. (I think I made you up inside my...”

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Sep 21st

“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. (I think I made you up inside my...”

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Sep 19th

jigsawfragments: I was wrong: I love him. I said you can never fall in love with anyone unless you are wholly commited to them and they to you. Wrong. But anyway… Your rainbow is strongly shaded violet and black. What is says about you: You are a powerful person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You may meet people who are afraid of you. You are patient and will keep trying to...

Sep 19th

“I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his...”

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Sep 19th

Cassie: I think that since Sid and Michelle are together, we should do the same.
Tony: What, go out?
Cassie: Yeah.
Tony: Get dressed up? Go on a date?
Cassie: Yeah.
Tony: And we'd talk and eat dim sum and I'd take you home.
Cassie: And I'd walk you upstairs.
Tony: And I'd knock my head and fall back down the stairs.
Cassie: And I'd run and get the witch-hazel.
Tony: And I'd say "Witch-hazel? Why? Are you 90? Give me some fucking painkillers."
Cassie: And I'd say "Hey! It's an excellent astringent and we're out of asprin anyway." And I'd turn the argument into a good hard fuck.